I found this funny blog with "normalized" pictures of politicians and pundits.  Here's Stephen Harper made to look normal:

Check it out:  If Only They Were Normal.

From entry on Stephen Harper.. what he would say:

‘The world has to learn that LGBT are not freaks, we’re people just like anyone else. In fact, was a time we had a special place in indigenous society known as ‘two-spirits’ cuz we walk in both the physical and spiritual world. The asshole conquerors beat that out of most but it still exists and is being reclaimed more and more. We have to get away from the whole conqueror mentality too. It sucks, along with their wars for capitalistic gain. If we used the armed forces as the environmental forces think of all the money saved that could go into research for AIDS/HIV and bringing in alternatives to mainstream health. Like, ‘power to the people’ is so right on. Fuck this British Paliamentary set up, let’s join with the Greens and augment democracy'.

Funny stuff.

Jeremy